I was born at an early age just blocks away from what would become my neighborhood. I was small for my size, and wise beyond my days. As a child I spent my time learning to ride a bicycle, boost cars, and generally terrorize the neighbor’s parakeets.

As an adolescent, I took to those things young men did as opportunistically as a fungal infection and just as difficult to eradicate. It was a pretty normal life. Until adulthood.

Chronologically, I made it to adulthood. Socially, not so much. Read on…you’ll understand why.

  1. Tom says:

    Your f**kin Kidding right! You cannot be bothered to fill in the about us page and wordpress give you priority on their home page for over 2 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That’s the world gone mad. I think it’s WP that need help not the world, if they think this is good!

  2. Ruchika says:

    Nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award. You deserve it.
    Check out the rules at my post for the same- http://addressisnotavailable.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/the-one-lovely-blog-award/

    • 2Bruces says:


      Thank you so much for nominating Bruce and I for the One Lovely Blog award for the Two Bruces blog. We are honored.

      Unfortunately, the terms of being in the Witness Protection Program forbids us from receiving or accepting any: gifts, awards, monies (foreign or otherwise), recognition (heavens forbid!), live animals, exotic fruits, and French wines (domestic is OK).

      In former lives, Bruce and I were… I’m sorry, I can’t talk right now, I have to leave and quickly.

  3. Melinda says:

    Dear Bruces,

    Could you please remove the comment on your page: http://thetwobruces.com/2012/06/04/stalkers-beware/

    “Chet” was using your comments section to libel and harass me.

    Thank you.

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